Friday, March 9, 2012

Wanted: Pregnancy Assistant

Someone to...
Fetch me iced coffee.
Rub my shoulders, neck, and stinky feet.
Share opinions with (i.e.: baby names, nursery decor).
Laugh at me when I cry at the end of Restaurant Impossible.
Gush over recipes and food porn with. 
Force me to walk every night.
Push refresh when Hulu freezes.

Compensation:  Smiles and yummy food.

1 comment:

  1. I live very far away but I love food porn, baby names, exercise and some light hearted bitching! ; ) post it on the blog we will answer :)

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