I spend just under 1.5 hours pumping per day during the work week (3 sessions). I use an empty conference room on the unoccupied portion of our floor, rather than going down 8 floors to the Mother's Room in HR.
Sitting in a room, alone, with a breast pump...well...things can get a little crazy. My mind wanders. This series is all about my random thoughts and adventures while pumping in the office. Thrilling, I know. I can see your anticipation through the computer screen.
We all know about last week's mishap. Here are a couple more confessions from last week:
Confession #1: Because the floor is unoccupied, the janitorial staff doesn't stop by often...I have unknowingly filled the garbage can in the last two weeks.
Confession #2: I have this (slightly irrational) fear of falling asleep while pumping, and waking up to a shriveled boob.