Confession #35: Without fail, every time I've had to wash my pump parts in the office, a male co-worker has inevitably walked by and struck up a conversation.
Confession #36: For weeks I have been storing my breastshields in the refrigerator between pumping sessions; and for weeks I have been looking for an opportunity to use the phrase, I'll take two frosty cold breastshields please.
Confession #37: On top of all the other shit I've forgotten, today I forgot to pack bottles. Will be pumping into breastmilk storage bags that I keep in my desk for emergencies...
Have you missed my confessions? Just think, one day very soon, when I'm a SAHM, I won't have anything left to confess!!