Sprayed my feet with the diaper sprayer. MY FEET.
Pre-made baby food is a godsend.
Found whole peas in my kid's diaper.
Make sure blankie is in her crib before putting her down, or she will have a melt down.
Life is exponentially better with the top button of my pants undone.
That episode of Glee, really?
I need to go to bed earlier.