"Yes, I am still pregnant."

"No, I have not had that kid yet."

"I do not know you well enough to discuss sex and it's labor-inducing qualities."

"I don't care how past due you were with your two."

It's only 8 am, and already the comments are starting.  What I would give to actually use some of these responses...  Happy Monday, folks!  (Please GOD let this baby come soon.)